Ever feel like the so-called secret to success is nothing more than a well-packaged lie?

You’ve done everything right—followed the blueprint, stayed “consistent,” played by the rules—only to end up exhausted, questioning if maybe you’re the problem. You’ve spent more time trying to fix yourself than actually building a business that feels like yours. You push, you mold yourself into something more “palatable,” convincing yourself that if you could just be better, it would finally fall into place.


But the pressure never lets up.


You lie awake at night, wondering why success still feels out of reach. You second-guess every move, trying to balance ambition with the fear of being too much—or never enough. But what if the problem was never you? What if the system was built to keep you small?


I see you—the one who’s been told to 

  • Tone it down, 
  • Be more likable, 
  • Follow the formula. 


But what if the very things you’ve been taught to hide

—your contradictions, your chaos, your sharp edges

—aren’t your flaws? 


What if they’re your power?

What if you stopped trying to change who you are and started using everything you already have to build a business and life that finally  Makes sense?





There’s a Reason You Feel Like You’re Drowning

—And It’s Not You.

Burnout isn’t a personal failure. It’s a symptom of a broken system.


72% of entrepreneurs report experiencing mental health struggles, including burnout (Harvard Business Review), and over 60% of small business owners feel trapped in cycles of exhaustion (Small Business Trends). If you’ve been running on empty, it’s not because you’re “not trying hard enough”—it’s because the traditional model wasn’t built for you.


They tell you to hustle harder. Stay consistent. Follow the blueprint. But here’s what they don’t tell you: Workers who align tasks with their natural energy rhythms report a 68% increase in productivity (Journal of Applied Psychology). And yet, how many business strategies actually consider your energy instead of forcing you into someone else’s schedule?


This is exactly why so many entrepreneurs regret following conventional business advice instead of trusting themselves—61% of them, in fact (Fast Company). The traditional path forces you to push, grind, and burn out instead of learning how to move when the timing is right.

This Isn’t Just Theory—I’ve Lived It.

For years, I tried to fit into the system. I forced myself into strategies that didn’t align with the way I naturally operate. I built a business that looked good on paper but didn’t feel like mine. And worst of all? I convinced myself that if I just worked harder, I’d finally break through. 


But forcing productivity drained me. Ignoring my natural flow led to burnout. And pushing for things to happen when the timing wasn’t right? That was a losing game. 


The moment I started working with my energy—aligning my business with Human Design, planetary timing, and my own internal rhythm—everything shifted. I stopped second-guessing myself. My moves became precise. I was no longer pouring energy into things that wouldn’t stick.

Now? I homeschool my kids, run a thriving business, care for my six cats, stay on top of my favorite shows and books, and still get 8-10 hours of sleep every night. My clients? They’re managing multiple businesses, full-time jobs, families, and personal passions—without dropping the ball or burning themselves out.


This is the difference between forcing and flowing. Between exhaustion and efficiency.

There’s a Better Way

—And It’s Already Yours.

It’s learning to work with your own energy, your own cycles, and your own timing.

And once you do that? Everything starts to click.

Your Inner Villain Has Always Known the Truth—It’s Time You Listened.

At Villain’s Vault, we don’t believe in dulling your edge. Being the black sheep, the misfit, the one who’s been called too much but never quite enough—that’s not a flaw. It’s proof that you were never meant to follow their rules. And if you listen closely, there’s a voice inside you that’s always known this.


Your inner villain.


She’s the part of you that refuses to be tamed. The part that sees the gaps in the system and knows you were never meant to play by their rules. But instead of trusting her, you’ve been told to silence her. To soften, to shrink, to be more likable, digestible, safe. But deep down, you know—that path isn’t yours.


That’s exactly why I created Villain’s Vault.


Not as another program forcing you into a strategy that wasn’t built for you. But as a space where you reclaim the very parts of yourself you’ve been told to suppress—because that’s where your power is.


Here, we don’t do perfect. We do presence. We do power. We take what makes us different and turn it into the backbone of a business and life that makes people uncomfortable—and makes them desperate to know how you did it.

Introducing

VILLAIN’S VAULT MEMBERSHIP

By embracing your Human Design and the things that others judge you for, you can stop trying to become someone new or “fixing” who you are.


Instead, you get to step into the raw, untamed truth of everything that you already are and learn to turn that into the driving force behind a life and business that makes you wake up every day thinking, Damn, this is mine.

What my Clients are Saying....

WHAT'S IN IT:

Lord of the Underworld’s Keep: 

Speak, Move, and Lead Like the Villain You Were Told to Hide

(Stop second-guessing yourself and step into the power you’ve been suppressing.)

  • Video Curriculum: Learn to love, own, and weaponize your inner villain instead of rejecting her. 


  • Implementation Homework: Action-packed exercises to put villainous self-love into practice—so it’s not just theory. 


  • Your Space to Command: A place to start moving, speaking, and leading with unapologetic power—without holding back.

Mistress of Evil’s Tower: 

Burn the “Shoulds” and Build a Strategy That Fuels You

(No more forcing yourself into someone else’s mold. Build a business that works with your flow and fuels your fire.)

  • The Villain’s Spellbook: A guide filled with ideas, suggestions, and inspiration to help you craft a business structure that fits you. 


  • A Done-With-You Journey: This isn’t a one-size-fits-all formula—it’s an individual process designed to help you experiment, refine, and create a strategy that makes sense for your life and business. 


  • Embrace the Mess: There’s no “perfect” path—just your path. Expect trial, error, and breakthroughs as you build something that actually works for you.

The Wicked Witch’s Observatory:
Strike at the Right Time—And
Watch Everything Shift

(No more pushing when the timing isn’t right. Make moves with precision and power.)

  • The Villain’s Private Frequency: A members-only podcast delivering sharp insights on major planetary transits—so you can move with precision, not guesswork. 


  • The Wicked Witch’s Almanac: A Google Calendar tracking the 2025 Human Design transits, giving you a cosmic edge in decision-making. 


  • Playing the Game on Your Terms: Experiment with Line Days and strategic scheduling to align your moves with the energy of the moment—so you’re always in the right place at the right time

What my Clients also Say....

What you’ll get with the 

Villain’s Vault Membership:

JOIN TODAY FOR $88 YOUR FIRST MONTH

and $111 P/M AFTER

No Traps — Just Truth.

Building your villain era takes time—that’s why there’s a 3-month minimum commitment. Villains aren’t built overnight, and neither is the life and business you crave. 

But after that? 

You’re free to cancel anytime. 

Plus, with monthly payment options, you can make your transformation work for your pocket—because power shouldn’t come with pressure.

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Frequently Asked Questions

  • Who is this membership for?
    If you’re a woman in business—entrepreneur, leader, or corporate powerhouse—who’s done chasing someone else’s version of success, this membership is for you. If polished perfection, rigid blueprints, and income-as-worth metrics don’t speak to you—and instead, you’re ready to stop fixing yourself and start owning every part of you, even the ones they told you to hide—then you’re exactly where you need to be. This is for the ones who refuse to shrink, who know their power lies in their shadows, and who are ready to build a business and life that finally makes sense.
  • How much time commitment do I need?
    This membership is designed to fit your life, not take it over. Whether you have 30 minutes a week or want to go all in, you can move at your own pace. The content and community are here whenever you need them, and with full access to replays, you’ll never have to worry about falling behind. You set the rhythm—Villain’s Vault is here to fuel it.
  • How is this membership different from others?
    This isn’t another mindset-only, strategy-only, or productivity-hack membership. It’s a full villain-era experience.Themed, immersive, and built to challenge everything you’ve been told about success.

    Most programs either focus on personal growth or business strategy—but Villain’s Vault does both because you can’t separate who you are from the way you build. This is a hybrid approach that blends self-mastery, unapologetic self-expression, business strategy, and cosmic timing. You’re not just getting lessons—you’re stepping into a living framework where you experiment, refine, and build a life and business that makes sense for you.

    And let’s be real—this is not your “love and light” space. Here, we don’t erase our shadows; we use them. Your contradictions, your chaos, your so-called “flaws” are your fuel. And instead of forcing you into someone else’s model, this membership gives you the tools, structure, and space to build something audaciously yours.
  • What if I don’t fully resonate with my ‘inner villain’ yet?
    Then you’re exactly where you need to be. Your inner villain isn’t about being ‘bad’—she’s the part of you that refuses to shrink, settle, or play by rules that were never made for you. If you feel the pull but aren’t sure you’re ready, that’s just proof she’s there—waiting for you to stop ignoring her. This membership will help you meet her, understand her, and learn how to use her as your greatest power.

    But if the idea of embracing your edge, power, and unfiltered truth makes you cringe—and you’re convinced you were handcrafted by the universe to be made of nothing but sugar, rainbows, and eternal optimism—then this probably isn’t your scene.
  • Can I cancel anytime?
    You’re committing to at least three months—because real transformation takes time. This gives you the space to dive into the work, test what clicks, and actually see shifts happen. After that, you’re free to continue month-to-month for as long as you want.

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